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The Ultimate Tierlist of Everything

Updated: Mar 18

For eons, humans have asked time and time again, which thing is better than the other thing? I will be giving my objective subjective opinion on which things are better than other things in this huge list. It’s sectioned off into different tiers, S tier being better than A, A being better than B, then C, then F. There are also 2 additional tiers, S+, for the best of the best, and J, for the bestestest of the bestestest.


All the items on this list were submitted by students (or staff) using a Google Form I sent out. There is no theme to this list, I just asked the submitters to add literally anything.



This will probably be the longest article ever posted to The Lance, so feel free to skim through everything. Everything that follows will be sectioned by tiers, going left to right. To clarify, the order within the tiers is just the order they were submitted.


S+ Tier

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Michelangelo's left middle toe

This is deserving of its own category.

S Tier

Toasters

They can toast a bunch of different stuff, very versatile.

Azul Blue

I'm interpreting this as just the color blue, and blue is definitely S tier.

Street Tacos

Not sure if I've ever had street tacos but 100% fact they are definitely good.

Chairs and Tables

Chairs and tables are very useful in every day life.

Mexican Restaurants in the Area

I'm taking this to mean just Mexican restaurants here in general, and the Mexican restaurants here are pretty good. If you're wondering what the restaurant in the image is I have no idea, I just got it off Google.

Streaming Services

It's nice being able to just pay a set price per month to get access to a bunch of shows/movies.

Electives at North Scott

North Scott has pretty cool electives. The image got a bit cut off.

Dogs

Dogs are awesome.

Cheesecake

Cheesecake is awesome.

Integrals

Sorry to all the non-math people. If you hate integrals pretend this is F tier.

Carbon (element)

Carbon is like, essential for life, so definitely S tier

Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese is amazing.

Mr. Noord

Mr. Noord is really cool. The only image I was able to find of him was this one with the VR headset.

Cabos

Cabos is really good.

Olive Garden

Olive garden is pretty good.

Halo CE Master Chief

He seems cool.

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

The anti-alphabet is at least 10x cooler than the alphabet.

Rae

They didn't specify what Rae, but Rae is a pretty cool name.

Mr. Chapman

He's a cool teacher.

The Lance

I'm definitely not being forced to rate The Lance S tier.

Contemporary Journalism

This class is fun.

7,903,825,265,100 Gallons of Ice Cream

If it was 7,903,825,265,099 gallons of ice cream this would've been A tier.

Pyramids

The pyramids are pretty cool.

Paper

Paper is very useful

Cookie

Cookies are really good.

American Flag

Really good flag design.

Sudoku

It's fun logic-ing out the stuff in sudoku.

No. 2 Pencils

They're definitely reliable for writing and stuff.

Lord of the Rings

I saw it once when I was a kid, but I forgot most of it. I've heard enough about it to know it's amazing.

Fries

Fries are really good.

Cheese

Cheese is for sure S tier.

Giant Cheeto

It looks cool.

A Chicken Sized Hamster

A chicken sized hamster would be an awesome pet.

Maui from Moana

I have actually never seen Moana, but he gives off S tier energy.

Sleep

Sleep is very good.

have a good dayyyyyyyyy

You tooooooooo

Ryan Gosling

I think gosling is also a term used for like, baby geese.

Taco Pizza

Taco Pizza is combining 2 things that are epicly awesome.

Games

Games are very fun.

Terraria

Terraria is pretty cool, it does some stuff better than Minecraft.

Water

Water is amazing when you haven't drank anything in 5 years.

Soda

Bad for you, but like it taste good so S tier.

Space

Space is really cool.

Male Donkey

Donkey from Shrek is a male donkey, so this is immediate S tier.

Music

Music is cool.

Computer

The world without computers is the world without the ultimate tierlist.

Chocolate

Chocolate is tasty.

Cosplay

Cosplay seems pretty fun.

Marble Countertops

They look really cool.

Patrick Bateman

We should all aspire to be like him.

Goku

He is Goku.

Fishing

Fishing is cool.

Fictional Superheroes

Superheroes are definitely super.

Helen Keller

It's insane how she was able to do all that stuff while blind and deaf.

Cats

Cats are awesome. If this was talking about the movie it'd be F tier.

Former President Barack Obama

He was a pretty good president.

You should all buy this sculpture right now immediately. I would consider this nearly on par with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Michelangelo's left middle toe.

The Indomitable Human Spirit

The human spirit can withstand like, basically anything.

Pastafarianism

A religion for the truly enlightened.

Bacon

Bacon is food.

Dino Nuggets

S tier, no question.

Vehicles

Makes transportation like, a lot more efficient.

Best Teacher

Clearly this is the best teacher ever, so automatic S tier.

Duncan DeMarr

Some might say I'm biased, but remember this is 100% objectively subjectively correct.

John Cena

Bing chilling

Existentialism

Basically seems like how I view stuff.

4:32 AM

I have been awake at this time many times.

Base 60 Time

Works really well. There's probably alternate ways of measuring time that are just as good, but there's no way we'd ever adopt something like that.

The Metric System

It's cool, basically a standard measurement system that the whole world uses.

The Imperial System

America (bald eagle screech)

Love

Very lovely.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

I don't know much about him, he was president and he presidented. Also I recognize his name, so that means S tier.

Godot

Pretty good game engine. I've used it a few times, and it's better than Unity in my experience. I would definitely recommend this if you're planning on making a game.

Google Docs

Good for writing things on the interwebs.

Minecraft

Pretty good game, allows you to explore and do basically anything you want. There's technically an ending, but the fun is mostly from messing around and creating stuff.

Existence

Without existence I wouldn't exist.

Tyler Migiel

Another person. This time I've met the person. He's cool.

Muffins

Muffins are pretty good.

TAX FRAUD

Would put this in S+ tier but then the feds would get me.

Colored copy paper

The colors are fun.

A Tier

Big Maple Leafs Used in Senior Photos

Maple leafs are cool, but like there is definitely much cooler stuff that can be in senior photos.

Polar Bear

Polar bears are pretty cool.

Fruit Snacks

Definitely depends on the brand. When it's a good brand it's really good, and when it's bad, it's kinda just eh.

Criminal Minds

Have never watched it but it seems cool.

Buffalo Chicken Mac and Cheese

Have never had it but it looks really good.

Study Methods

I'll interpret this as studying in general. Studying can be pretty useful.

Clothing Brands

Clothing itself would be S tier, but it's kinda weird that there's just regular shirts that are extremely expensive.

Helldivers 2

Haven't played, but seems cool.

Breakfast

Breakfast can definitely be really good, but there are a lot of days where I just don't have breakfast.

Turquoise Paint

Not as good as cyan or blue paint imo.

Owala Free Sip Water Bottles

Looks pretty cool.

Factorials

Factorials are a pretty cool math thing.

Tchaikovsky

His music seems pretty cool.

Writing Pens

Pretty cool, but I'd usually prefer to write with a pencil so I can erase.

The Old Mill - Kenneth Riggs

Listened to it, seems pretty cool. (skimmed through so might be biased)

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald.

The Fall of the House of Usher

Haven't seen it, but it looks like it might be good.

Cael Mess

I have never met this person so I will put him in A tier.

Jamal

Jamal is a pretty cool name.

Chicken Parmesan

Have had it before, it's good.

Among Us

Pretty fun game.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

The alphabet is pretty cool.

Beans

Beans are good.

Andrew Gustas

I don't know this person either.

ChatGPT

Can be pretty useful, but like, a lot of the stuff it generates just has something missing.

Lotion

Moist.

Umayyad Caliphate

They definitely had a lot of territory.

Persona 5 Royal

Have not played, but it seems cool.

Copper

Pretty cool metal.

North Scott High School

Pretty cool high school.

Pink

Decent color, there are definitely better colors though.

Room B5

This is a nice room.

Mr. Stutting

Haven't met him.

Wordle

Pretty fun.

Jimmy John's

Have never been here, but it looks good.

Waterpolo

Seems fun.

420

Watermelon Sour Patch Kids

They are sour patch, and also watermelon.

Taiwan

Taiwan seems cool.

Shadow the Hedgehog

He's like sonic but black.

Chess

Fun, but I'm not very good at it yet.

Mechanical Pencils

Not as good as regular pencils imo.

Harry Potter

I watched it when I was like 5, and remember nothing from it.

Freshman

They're eventually gonna be Sophomore/Junior/Senior, so like there's a lot ahead of them.

Telegraph

Telegraphs were a pretty cool innovation.

Charlie Brown

He is definitely Charlie Brown.

Machu Picchu

Seems like a pretty cool place.

The Jesus grilled cheese sandwich from glee

It definitely do have jesus.

Hamster Sized Chicken

Doesn't seem very practical, but could be cool having like, small eggs.

Landon Praught

Another person from the school who I don't know.

Drinking Fountains

Pretty useful for when you're thirsty and don't have water on you. Could easily have like, germs and stuff though.

Weezer

They are weezer.

Jazz Band

Jazz bands are cool.

Chapstick

Pretty useful for avoiding chapped lips.

Phone Charger

It's nice having a charged phone.

Western Civ (class)

Never took it, but it seems like a fun class.

Rivals of Aether

Never played this game, but it looks fun.

Google

Lets you search for anything. Not in S tier though because this is Google in general and not just the search engine.

Long Way Down (book)

I think I read this in English class, I remember it being good.

Mr.

A nice abbreviation.

Ms.

Another nice abbreviation.

Ko

Fun to say.

Buttered Noodles

Reasonably good. Kinda bland when it's just buttered and nothing else, though.

New Barbie Movie

Have never seen it, but it looks good.

Martial Arts

Martial arts is pretty fun.

Thermometer

Very useful for determining temperatures.

Batman

Pretty cool superhero.

Nothing Bundt Cakes

Have never had them but it looks good.

Renaissance Fairs

Seems fun.

Black History Month

It's cool in concept but I honestly barely noticed it was Black History Month.

John Gillespie

I have no idea who he is but he looks like he's having a good time.

The Concept of Time

Time is definitely a cool concept.

Red Dead Redemption 2

Have never played, but it looks good.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

I've only seen like 2 episodes, but it's good from what I've seen.

Tier Lists

Pretty good at ranking things against each other.

Legos

Fun to build stuff with.

Police

They enforce the law and stuff.

Medicine

Medical

$562

Money is useful.

Rainbows

Rainbows look nice.

Dylan DeMarr

He's my brother.

Pythagorean Theorem

Pretty useful theorem.

Apple (fruit)

Apples are good.

One gallon of Kirkland brand milk

Not sure if Kirkland is specifically different than any other milk, but milk is good.

Donald Trump's Mugshot

It looks funny.

Blake Migiel

Another person who I (probably) don't know.

Nike soccer cleats

The spiky stuff at the bottom looks cool.

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

I probably wouldn't like them since I don't like strawberry much, but like, they look really good.

A Chromebook with a Monkey Face

Apparently this is a real thing. A chromebook for all the monkeypilled people out there.

The United States of America

Pretty decent country.

Billy Joel

Didn't know whether to use an image where he's old or young so I did both. I'm not that cultured when it comes to this stuff so like, A tier.

Surrealism

I really like the dreamlike aesthetic it has.

Pointillism

It's cool how they're able to make it by just putting thousands of dots together.

North America

A for America.

The Suez Canal

One time it had constipation.

10:00 PM

Sometimes it feels like productivity starts around this time.

8:03 PM

Decent time.

Aug 12

It's apparently world elephant day.

ACDC

Have probably heard this before. Definitely heard it's good though.

Bromance

Very bromantic. (I think the image is like a book or something, but this is just like bromance in general)

Unity

I wouldn't recommend starting a game in this engine due to certain decisions made by the Unity team, but it's a pretty well fleshed out engine that you can make games in.

Unreal 5

I've seen some pretty cool games made in this engine, but I haven't used it myself.

4

Pretty cool number. I actually write my 4's the same way they're typed on a computer. I start at the right end, then go left, then up-right, then down, all in one motion.

PDF Files

They are PDF and they file.

PNG Files

PNG files are very useful for storing image data such as images of animals commonly referred to as "cats". Sometimes these images are of a humorous nature. These images are colloquially referred to as memes. The term "meme" is a term coined by Richard Dawkins which refers to an idea that spreads in a similar way to how genes spread. The humorous nature of these "memes" on the internet cause them to spread easily, as someone who finds an image funny will likely show it to their friends, as humans are a social creature. The social nature of humans was probably greatly helped by the fact that human childbirth is much more painful due to our enlarged brains. This means other humans are likely to help the mother through childbirth. Mothering is a very complicated task that requires much forethought and foreplanning. Planning for child is difficult. Sometimes you have to choose What name the child has. The name will be used for the rest of the child's life. It's very incredibly daunting to have to choose a name like that. If the child wants to change their name later though, there are legal methods to do that, so that makes the choice a little less daunting. Sometimes people even just go by nicknames without even using their legal name. This is a less difficult method as it does not require going through the law. On the topic of nicknames, a nickname was originally called an eke-name. The word "an" was used very often before the word "eke-name," eventually causing the end of the word "an" to fuse with "eke-name," eventually leading to the word we have today, nickname. I learned about this amazing fact from a Vsauce video. Vsauce is an educational YouTuber who creates videos about a variety of topics, usually covering many things in one video. His videos usually go on tangents, which is what leads to his unique style of content, which is adored by fans across the globe. Globes are a manufactured object which is a miniature representation of our Earth. Another representation is maps. Maps are a 2 dimensional representation of the Earth. Although this is a 2 dimensional representation of the 3 dimensional Earth, there are some that believe the Earth itself is a flat disc. These people are commonly referred to as "flat earthers" and there are members all around the globe.

CSS Files

Useful for webpages. It's the way that styles are applied to HTML files.

Microsoft Word

Has become less common than Google Docs, but is still a good writing software.

Pokemon

I haven't played much Pokemon, but it's cool.

Wii Play

I don't know if I've played this or not, but if I haven't I've probably played something similar. Either way it was a long time ago, and it was definitely fun then but I'm not sure if it'd be as fun now.

Call of Duty MW3 for the Wii

Have never played this game, it looks cool.

Skate 3

This looks like it's a game about skating. It took hours of research to come to this conclusion.

Civ Six

I've played this once or twice, but haven't really gotten into it. It looks like it's really fun once you really get into it.

The Romans

The Romans seemed pretty cool.

Chair

It's good, but can it beat chair AND table?

Sax Quartet

I'm not a music person so I'm not sure what being in a quartet does to the performance, but it seems cool.

1879 fork knife

Made in 1879. Fork and knfie.

MAC N CHEESE PIZZA

Looks decently good.

FBI

They do be investigating.

CIA

They do be intelligence agencying.

Frank Sinatra

My brother loves him but he's just aight in my onion.

B Tier

Misspelled Words

Usually bad, but like, English has messed up spelling "rules" and sometimes misspellings make more sense than the actual spelling.

Bubbl'r flavors

I've only had the pink one and it was kinda bad, but I'm assuming the other flavors are better so this gets B tier.

Titleist t150 6 iron

I don't golf but it's definitely a golf thingy

Fortnite

The only time I played Fortnite I quit on the loading screen.

Viola

Have never used a viola, but they make music and music is good.

Jesters

Jesters are cool, but they are a category.

Nigeria

It's a country.

McDonalds

Good, but there are definitely better places.

Corn

Corn is alright, definitely better with other stuff.

Lubricant

Definitely lubricates stuff.

Iowa

I would definitely consider Iowa B tier.

This Google Form

Only ranking this B tier because I have to sift through over 300 responses.

Saltwater

Tastes salty.

Graduation (Kanye West Album)

Have never heard it.

FFA

I'm not too interested in agriculture.

Liverpool

I know nothing about sports.

Coal

It was definitely good for like helping the industrial revolution and stuff, but it releases a lot of CO2.

The Societal Economical Status of the United States of America

I'm not an expert but I think the economy is like B tier.

“The Last Great American Dynasty” by Taylor Swift

Have never heard this song but it's probably aight.

Taylor Swift

I don't really listen to her music.

Mrs.

As an abbreviation, this is kinda long.

Kanye West

Not as good as Kanye NorthEast.

Heathers the Musical

Haven't seen it, but it might be good.

Pomegranate Symbolism

The image I chose for this looks kinda like a demigorgon.

Mewing

I thought mewing was a weird thing people did to looksmax, but then I found out it's just resting your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

Narancia Ghirga

Had no idea who this is, but I searched it and it's a character from JoJo.

luke hughes (nhl nj devils)

I have no idea who this is.

Sports Cars

I have no opinion on sports cars.

Generation Loss (3-episode horror show)

Have not seen it, looks like it could be good.

Usher (music artist)

Not sure if I've heard his music or not.

200 Pumping Someone

I don't play fortnite but it looks like it might be like, satisfying or something.

Core Jammers

I have no idea what these are used for.

Bagels

B for bagel. (that is literally the only reason I put it in this tier.)

The Indifferent Cruelty of the Universe

The universe is definitely indifferent, but like it's equally cruel and nice I think.

Diablo Sauce Packet from Taco Bell

Have never had, but it looks spicy and I have 0.01 spice tolerance.

Tajikistan

I don't know anything about this country.

South America

B for Brazil.

Central America

B for Belize.

Cuba

I know there was like, a missile crisis, and I also read a book in Spanish class set in Cuba, but I don't know much outside that.

10:00 AM

I'm usually only ever awake before this time on school days.

Feb 28

The last day of February 75% of the time.

Tian

It looks kinda like ratatouille, but ratatouille is vegetables and stuff so I might not like it.

The Han Dynasty

I'm not educated on the dynasties of China, so B tier.

The Song Dynasty

This one's slightly cooler than the last one in my uneducated opinion since the guy in the picture has a cool robe.

Cherry Pie

Not sure if I've had it before, might be good, probably isn't bad.

My Chemical Romance

I've probably heard this before? My brother told me to put this in C tier but Probably B since mario big chungus.

Hate

Very hately.

Feb 15

The day immediately after Valentine's day.

God

God = 1+1+1 = C = sí = 1+1 = B

butterfly therapists

I don't wanna research this so this gets the middle B tier.

Its Been A Long Long Time

This is the final thing submitted to the form. Due to Einstein's theory of relativity, however, you still have like, a while to go until the article ends.

C Tier

MLB The Show 24

I would never play a sports game. Not putting this in F tier because they aren't like, that bad.

Alani Energy Drinks

Have never had it, but I don't like energy drinks.

4th Grade

I don't remember much from 4th grade.

Creamy Peanut Butter

I don't really like peanut butter.

Drugs

You could easily get like, very addicted to drugs.

Asparagus

I don't really like asparagus.

Subway

Subway is kinda eh.

Guillotine

Seems bad, but at least it's probably painless. (mostly)

Two Dollar Bills

Not very useful, I have literally never had a 2 dollar bill.

Math Books

Probably has useful information or something, but they're probably also long and confusing to read.

Yellow

Definitely a C tier color.

Looksmaxxing

There are definitely better things to do with your time.

2K24

I don't really like sports games.

Freshmen being picked on by upperclassmen

Probably alienates freshmen a bit.

Postmodernism

It seems kinda weird.

7:45 AM

I have been awake at this time many times.

China

C is for China.

Can Do U

Kinda boring to sit through these in seminar.

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

Captain Crunch is good, but I don't really like peanut butter.

Monster (energy drink)

I don't drink energy drinks.

F Tier

Pineapple Pizza

Pineapple pizza...

Slavery

Slavery bad.

Adolf Hitler

This person is as bad as Hitler.

Slurs

Slurs are bad.

Racism

Racism bad.

The IRS

No comment.

Death

Death is bad. (necessary though)

Extreme Arachnophobia

A spider can block off an entire hallway.

Great Pacific Garbage Patch

It's insane how there's like, an entire landmass sized garbage patch.

Waking up and realizing your phone didn't charge all night

Hate when this happens.

Chinese Foot Binding

Why is this a thing?

Cats

I've decided that this means both the movie cats and the animal, so I've split it across S and F tier.

9/11

I wasn't alive then, but yeah 9/11 was pretty bad.

The Civil War

It's kinda crazy how like, America was basically at war with itself at one point.

WWI

War is bad.

WWII

Same as above. (+Hitler)

Benito Mussolini

I think he was in a book I read in Spanish class.

Fried Pickles

F is for Fried Pickles.

WORLD SUFFERING

Yeah, suffering is bad.

WAR

As I said earlier, war bad.

NUKING CHINA

This would like 90% chance start a nuclear war.

STARTING UP THE USSR

Would probably end badly.

GETTING RID OF A ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE

That's one of the things Hitler tried to do.

TORTURE

Being tortured would be pretty torturous.

ENDING THE WORLD

That would be terrible for the economy.

KABOOM HOUSING WITH DRONES

Generally humans live in houses.

J Tier

EXXON Mobil Guyana Oil Rig

This is definitely an oil rig.

Quandale Dingle

Quandale never disappoints.

trey=good

I have no idea what trey this is but he's probably good

Ni

This was submitted immediately after slurs.

The Ultimate Tierlist

This tierlist is ultimate.

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Very aesthetically pleasing keysmash.

This article is going to be hype

This article is gonna be like 10,000 words long.

you owe me $10

I have no idea who you are since I didn't collect emails but if I actually do owe you $10 let me know

THE ENTIRE FNAF LORE (including the books)

There is a lot of lore.

Yogi Bear the Movie the Game for the Nintendo Wii

Definitely a game adaptation of Yogi Bear the Movie.

Hot Wings (I Wanna Party) song from Rio

This is a song that was featured in Rio.

Waffles the Gorilla driving a boat to Hawaii

Couldn't find anything about this, but I found this image on google after searching it.

Kanye NorthEast

Like Kanye East but north.

The Person who is 65th in line for the British royal family’s throne!

It's apparently Hon. Edward Lascelles according to a website I found.

Hudson Lybarger

This was the first result on google images, I have no idea who this is.

Me

I have no idea who you are, but whoever you are, you are definitely J tier.

(nothing)

Someone submitted literally nothing to the form like 46 times.

Literally Anything

Congratulations. You won the form.

Square Wheels

They are square.

Your Mother

My mother.

Your're

*youyr'e

Your Mom

As a wise man once said, my mom.

Your Madre

It's turning into Spanish.

Tu Madre

The transformation is complete.

Tu Papa

Mi papá.

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi

Crunchwrap Supreme autographed by Ryan Gosling

Was disappointed to find out that there was never a crunchwrap supreme autographed by Ryan Gosling.

Soyjaks

There are hundreds to choose from.

Crocodiles can't stick their tongues out

Apparently crocodiles can't stick their tongues out, but alligators can.

Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning

Makes sense, they have like hella long necks.

Ducan DeMarr

Almost

Aug 74

The last day of August less than 1% of the time.

Yeet

Very yeetly.

Bacher, John Thomas. "Evaluating Villanelle’s Effectiveness for Autonomous Character Authoring." North Carolina State University, 2021, https://repository.lib.ncsu.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/ae9001d6-8f5b-4443-bcaf-c3f9ef78ab85/content

This is about CharacterAI I think.

Feb 150

Not the day immediately after Valentine's day.

JPG Files

J is for JPG.

YOU MY GOOD FRIEND

I'm already on here.

(the entire bee movie script)

Someone submitted (or at least tried to submit) the entire bee movie script.

YOUR FAVORIT MUSIC

True.



Finally, the tierlist is over. What you see above is a compilation of over 300 responses to the form. It took multiple days to rank each response and write a short thing explaining the ranking. While I was ranking them, I put every response into a Google Sheet, along with the tier and description. I was able to create a Python script to paste in the entire thing, and format it into the insanely long article above. Here is the code if you're interested:


sp_name=[]
s_name=[]
a_name=[]
b_name=[]
c_name=[]
f_name=[]
j_name=[]

sp_desc=[]
s_desc=[]
a_desc=[]
b_desc=[]
c_desc=[]
f_desc=[]
j_desc=[]

sp=0
s=0
a=0
b=0
c=0
f=0
j=0

while(True):
    thing=input("")
    if(thing=="end"):
        break
    
    pos=thing.find(chr(9))
    txt=thing[0:pos]
    thing=thing[pos+1:len(thing)]
    
    pos=thing.find(chr(9))
    tier=thing[0:pos]
    thing=thing[pos+1:len(thing)]
    
    if(tier=="S+"):
        sp_name.append(txt)
        sp_desc.append(thing)
        sp+=1
        
    elif(tier=="S"):
        s_name.append(txt)
        s_desc.append(thing)
        s+=1
    elif(tier=="A"):
        a_name.append(txt)
        a_desc.append(thing)
        a+=1
    elif(tier=="B"):
        b_name.append(txt)
        b_desc.append(thing)
        b+=1
    elif(tier=="C"):
        c_name.append(txt)
        c_desc.append(thing)
        c+=1
    elif(tier=="F"):
        f_name.append(txt)
        f_desc.append(thing)
        f+=1
    elif(tier=="J"):
        j_name.append(txt)
        j_desc.append(thing)
        j+=1
    
print("-------------------------")
print("S+ Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(sp):
    print("**"+sp_name[i]+"**")
    print(sp_desc[i])

print("-------------------------")
print("S Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(s):
    print("**"+s_name[i]+"**")
    print(s_desc[i])

print("-------------------------")
print("A Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(a):
    print("**"+a_name[i]+"**")
    print(a_desc[i])

print("-------------------------")
print("B Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(b):
    print("**"+b_name[i]+"**")
    print(b_desc[i])
    
print("-------------------------")
print("C Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(c):
    print("**"+c_name[i]+"**")
    print(c_desc[i])
    
print("-------------------------")
print("F Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(f):
    print("**"+f_name[i]+"**")
    print(f_desc[i])

print("-------------------------")
print("J Tier")
print("-------------------------")
for i in range(j):
    print("**"+j_name[i]+"**")
    print(j_desc[i])

If you actually managed to read this entire 16 minute article, you are insane.


Anyways, thank you all for the responses, and special thanks to whoever submitted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Michelangelo's left middle toe. I think we've learned what the objectively best thing is.


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Very creative and I can tell it took a long time to make!

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love the explanations

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I never would've guessed that the EXXON Mobil Guyana Oil Rig would be in J tier


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Mar 10

This made my day. BEST project I’ve ever seen in The Lance, and top ten articles published to The Jance.

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