Ancient alien civilization found under the pyramids

In a breaking discovery early this week, Scientists have confirmed a technological civilization living underneath the pyramids. Are they aliens? Do they mean harm? Most importantly, what does this discovery mean?

On April 1st of this year, Scientist used a radar technology that has not yet been seen or heard of in the public eye. The technology remains undisclosed but with the use of this radar, they discovered mile long cylinders that seem to be staircases under 3 pyramids. They all connect; their assumption was proven true when an unknown life form began walking up the staircases in order to greet the scientists.

The unknown lifeform that conversed with scientist's

Pictured above, is a very accurate and totally real picture of the alien they greeted. What was communicated isn't entirely clear though. One thing we do know is that this life form was able to converse in English, pig Latin and Njerep. Luckily, it showed no harm and only asked for the Scientist to leave their world alone.

Newly discovered room that connects to the underground civilization

Although photographers were not able to see their city, they were able to capture what the entrance of the staircase looked like. This room was locked and unable to be opened until the lifeform they met chanted 3 unknown words in their native language. It seems as if it already knew that they had been discovered so they took the initiative in meeting us. 

This is undoubtedly one of the biggest discoveries in the history of mankind. Should we attempt to learn more about this secret civilization? Or do we leave them alone in fear that they are far more powerful than us? Only time will tell. 

Note: This was an April fools article