The Janse

May 241 min read

One Apone Jahrzeit

One apone jahrzeit, Shark goldfish was slaying children in Russian prison Black Donkey. Peace peanut frolicked carrot quickly Obama...

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May 171 min read

This Article Was Made In Under A Minute

The bell rang, so this is all I could write. I failed — Duncan I could not write an article in under a minute sadly.

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Mar 818 min read

The Ultimate Tierlist of Everything

For eons, humans have asked time and time again, which thing is better than the other thing? I will be giving my objective subjective...

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Feb 162 min read

KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELDERS

Have you ever wondered what your dreams really mean? Have you seen this man in your dreams? Have you dreamed this dream before? Do you...

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Feb 91 min read

HELP

Please help, I'm trapped in an article. Help. Please help me. I have no idea how I got in here. You have to help me. It smells like...

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Feb 25 min read

THE JANSE PERSON SPOTLIGHT

Your Janser News begins now. I sent a survey to a bunch of people and got 11 responses. I said I would pick 5 of them but I'm actually...

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Jan 263 min read

THE GREATEST SANDWICH EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND EVER IN HISTORY

This will change the way you look at sandwiches.

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